The Unknown Girl !!!

I want to tell you a story. A long story but very true. Please read it completely if you have time.

There was a boy (named X) roaming around near Sarjapur Road. He was with a friend(Sumit) who had some work there.

"wait outside" Sumit said as he entered a big building.
"How long will I have to wait?" X asked.
"not very long" Sumit said as he entered the building.

X didn't know what he had to do until Sumit's meeting is finished. He kept waiting outside and kept looking at every other people passing by that road humming some songs in the mind. Half an hour passed. Still stll had not come back out of that building. He was getting bored and impatient standing outside alone. He tried to call him but Sumit didn't pick up his call.

That time, 3 girls passed the spot where he was standing. He noticed a girl among them and his mouth was wide open. She was the prettiest he had seen from a long time. She was different. She was like mid summer night's dream. Her eyes were so perfect, her pink lips were cutest and her beautiful face created the most enjoying sight to watch. She was so hard to describe. She was so so perfect( running out of words).

Within few seconds, she crossed him. It was like a magnetic force that slowly turned him 180 degree to keep looking at her from one side to other. The world around him frozen for a while. He couldn't believe he just a girl of his dream.

He started walking, he followed the path, the girl unknowingly without thinking anything. He wanted to talk to her, ask her name, ask her number. He was so lost that he lost keeping track of the road and traffic. He just kept walking behind her. He followed her for a distance. He was lost in his thoughts about the girl and wondering how to start talking to her, he didn't know how.

Suddenly, an auto hit him on his left knee. He fell down and regained his consciousness. He noticed that he was lying in the middle of the road( he was so lost that he didn't notice the vehicles while crossing the road). Within few seconds, people gathered all around him to see what happened. Auto driver was shouting at him in Kannada which he didn't understand. He was trying to get up but it was too difficult for him. It started bleeding from his left knee. He managed to crawl to one side of the road to unblock the traffic. He was still not able to get up. He was looking all around if that girl is in the crowd seeing him bleeding. He looked everywhere but she was not there.

By the time he got up and started to walk slowly, the girl was no longer visible. But he kept walking and search the girl with the bleeding leg. He went on searching almost one more km, but he didn't find her. It was very ainful for him to walk with the injured leg. He lost the girl, she was nowhere visible anymore.

Sumit called and picked him up. Both went to Hospital and bandaged the injured spot. Thank God, nothing was serious. After a few days, he recovered from the injury. Once he could walk, he came back to the same place and waited to see her again. He moved from one end to another within that 2-3 km road to see her once. She was not there. He waited for hours and hours. He went there again next day, next day, next day everyday for a whole month. She never showed up. He wanted to talk her, blame her for accident, blame her to make him wait for so long and wanted to tell her how pretty she is. He couldn't stop thinking about her. Her face started dancing in front of her eyes every time  He lost his sleep for nights and nights. He searched for her in the crowd but couldn't find her.

He didn't know even her name that he could google or search on facebook. Few months passed, he stopped going that place where he had seen her, but still looking for her everywhere he went.He thought it is not in his destiny to meet her again.

Will that guy ever meet her again? If yes, how will he talk to her? What will be the girl's reply? By the way who is this X and who is that girl?

Send me a reply when you finish reading this story. I will tell you what happened next(it's interesting) and about X and that girl.

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Thanks for reading

Suchit

'You Can Be Right, or You Can Be Married':

1. Show your true self

"Accelerate the inevitable. Be yourself as quickly as possible because it's all going to come out eventually. There's no valor in putting on a brave face, it's a mask like any other. Have the courage to be vulnerable."

2. Be honest

"Telling the truth is so much easier-every lie requires a lifetime of maintenance."

3. Be alert

"Don't paint the red flags white. Complacency leads to avoidance, avoidance to withdrawal, withdrawal to resentment, resentment to adultery, and adultery to divorce."

4. Fight Fair

"Getting along is easy; you need to learn how to fight fairly and productively."

5. Make an effort

"Unconditional love is for children and pets. In romantic relationships, you have to earn it-and re-earn it-all the time. And that's a good thing."

6. Talk about sex

"Discuss the dirty. Know each other's sexual boundaries. Explore the fantasies, whatever they are, because if you don't they're just going to get played out somewhere else.

7. Sweat the small stuff

"Death by 1000 paper cuts is far more common than getting stabbed in the back. At some fundamental level we are what annoys us, so if something is bugging you, say it. Nicely."

8. Stay true to yourself

"Compromise is essential, of course, but it's just as dangerous to compromise too much. You can't fundamentally change who you are to please somebody else and nobody can do that for you. It's best to love with abandon, sure, but you can't abandon yourself in the process."

Some of the interviews in Shapiro's book can be hard to read in their brutal candor. Marriages wrecked over cheating, deception, and abuse. He found that, "our capacity to deceive was truly shocking. People are terrific liars," he says. Ultimately, though the message is one of redemption. "On the other hand, our capacity to forgive-and to remain hopeful about love-was even more shocking. It was truly inspiring."

What do you think are the keys to a happy, long marriage? Please leave your thoughts in the comments below.

My First making OUT...

She lived in my colony just opposite to my home. She was the sweetheart of all the roadside ruffians. She was the reason why guys came out in the evening. She was the beacon of innocence and cuteness. At last that's what she looked like. She was 3 years older to me.

Things were different back then. As my family and her family have been staying together in the same colony since more than 10 years, we all have made relationships. My mom used to call her dad as "bhaiya" and that's how her dad became my so called "Mamaji".

Like others, I also had childhood crush on her. I was in fifth standard and she was in 8th standard. Her younger brother was my one of my good friends and we were in same standard. We along with his sister used to go together to attend tutions to a teacher who was teaching us Math and Science. One day me and her brother saw her hugging and kissing the tution teacher in other room adjacent to our study room. We were astonished to see them making out.I was really shocked to see them together as the teacher was almost 15 years older to her though he was from the same village as hers.

After that day, we saw them many times making out. Every day that teacher used to make some excuses to call her to other room and they spend at least 30 minutes of sex leaving us back st study room and ordering to concentrate on our studies. They were unaware of the fact that we knew about their sex affair. The time she enters the other room with the teacher, we follow her after some minutes. We were seeing everything they do(both naked).Thanks to the small hole on the door of that room. Time passed. Whenever I got a chance, I never missed to see them together making out. Eventually, my crush on her became a desire to touch her, feel her body, squeeze those well shaped breasts after seeing her naked again and again.

Though we TV in our home, I always found a way to go to her home to watch the TV and sitting as close as possible to her in an effort to touch her and making sure that it happened accidentally. I used to call her Didi, so I was afraid to do all those nonsense things. I was afraid of how she will react, what if she tells to my parents. I would have been finished without doubt.

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As I was the most intelligent guy of our colony and always scored higher marks in exams than others and also good at sports, I had a good image in colony as the idol guy. I also looked little cute in my childhood days which attracted others.

Going to her home everyday and continuous effort to touch her finally led me step ahead. I started touching her by arms, shoulders. I was feeling like she was aware of my desperation to touch her though there was no response from her side. I always found a place to sit beside her while watching TV and keep trying to touch her. I never moved an inch elsewhere when she sits beside me.

Months passed, year passed. I was now in 7th standard. Tution teacher had already left to his village a long time back(almost a year). He got married and never returned. She was all alone here in Paradeep with none to quench her thirst.

Our exam was over head just 2 months away. Me and her bro decided to study together. As I was good at studies, everybody wanted to share a space with me for studying. I agreed to study with her brother because I can get more time to meet her.

A week came when her parents had to go to village. She and her bro were left alone due to exams. As we and her brother was studying together for exams and her parents were not going to be home for next full week, it was decided that I will sleep at their place and we will study till 1am late night. It was like I got what I wanted.

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First Night: Her brother went to sleep around 11pm. He was feeling very sleepy and I also agreed to him quickly to sleep without studying further( I acted like I was also feeling sleepy). But, I was no mood to sleep. Within next 10 minutes, her bro started snoring making a confirmation that he is now in his dream world. She had already slept earlier in other room next to our room. And that time, I decided to step out of our room and go to her room expecting her room door to open. I really had no idea what I was going to do in her room. To my goodness, her door was open as I pushed slowly to check and it opened widely.

The bed light was ON.I saw her in deep sleep lying on bed like a sex Goddess keeping the face upward. The shirt of her night suit had just moved a little higher than than her waste displaying her sexy navy. That was so cute and adorable. I was trembling at the door. I still had not entered the room. After checking 2 or 3 times her brother, I entered her room and slowly moved my step ahead till I reached near her bed. I was close to her now, looking at her entire body. She was looking so pretty, her eyes were closed, pink lips were shining, her navy was inviting me to touch it. Her so perfectly shaped boobs were inviting me to hold it.

I sat near the bed looking at her and thinking of how to move further. I was afraid what if she wakes up if I touch her. One hour passed, I still had not touched her. I was just looking at her. She turned aside. I could see her back and her bare waste and beautifully shaped ass. My hands were trembling, my heart beats were beating faster like hitting hammer on a hot iron.

Finally, I moved my hand to touch her waste. I just touched and I brought my hand back in fear of waking her up. I touched it again and again. On my fourth touch, she took a turn and I ran back to other room where I was supposed to sleep. It felt like she woke up and saw me. I went to bed and acted like sleeping. But, I was not sleeping. She didn't came out of her room and didn't make any noise of opening door or her feet tapping sound of walking. I confirmed that she was still sleeping and has not seen me. That was enough for first and it was already too late. I went to sleep.

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2nd Night: It was already 1am and her brother already slept. I stepped out of of our room and pushed her room door, it opened. Though my whole body was trembling and heartbeats were beating faster, I went straight to her bed. This time, nothing was visible outside, not even her navy except her shining lips and her boobs were wide open. I could not restrain myself.I dared to touch her breast with my one finger once, then twice, thrice, again and again. Then, I kept my whole lucky palm on her right side breast. I started pressing slowly, little harder and harder. It was already hard in my pants. Now, I wanted to press  her breasts without the cover of her shirt. I put my hand into her shirt downside from her waste and moved upward. When I was just about to get my hand near her breast, she woke up and saw me. She was looking shocked. I ran back to other room and lied on bed acted like sleeping. After a few minute, she came out of her room and came to our room and switched ON our room light. She woke up her bro and called outside of the room. They talked for a while and her brother came back to room. He switched off the light and went back to sleep. I was noticing all these with my closed eyes.

Next morning, I could not face her. I just woke up and ran to my home. She was looking at me with mysterious eyes when I was getting ready to go back to my home. I was very sure that last night she had told all to her bro and they will not allow me ever to sleep at their place. I was getting prepared to answer to my parents if she will tell it to my parents. But, nothing of that sort happened. Her bro called me again to sleep at their place. I decided to go but I also had decided that I will not try this time to go to her room and try anything nonsense as she already had seen me once.

I continuously studied that night to 1pm. Her bro had already slept since 12 am. She had also visited our room once around 12am to check if we are studying. I closed my book and decided to sleep. I came out of the room to go to toilet. While I was returning, I got shocked to see her standing in front of me a little far away from the toilet. I asked her " you have not slept yet?"
She  didn't reply me anything. She held my hand and took me to her room. As we reached her room, she closed the door inside and started kissing me. I couldn't restrain myself. I reciprocated by kissing her back. That time lip kissing was very rare and I smooched her first time(my first ever kiss). She was moaning and panting. Withing minutes, we were together on bed cuddling each other and kissing madly. I was all on her body, my hands were running all over her body. We continued and continued kissing, hugging, sucking and feel each other completely. [We made out]. It was still not( we didn't have intercourse). To be honest, I had no idea of intercourse and how it is done. We just kissed, hugged and cuddled each other on bed. It was really AWESOME.

The next all nights continuously went the same. We made out through out the whole night and before dawn I used to come back to her bro's room and sleep with him. Her bro finds me sleeping every morning next to him, so he had no question of doubt. Though I was only day dreaming about having sex with her and it affected my exam preparation, I was enjoying late night with her.

I was still wondering what she talked to her bro that night when she saw me near her bed, but I never asked. I was sure that she must not have told this to her bro otherwise she would not have invited me to her room to have sex.

Though we never had real sex, We were really enjoying. I guess she was afraid of getting pregnant because of which she controlled to have intercourse. That week ended, her parents came back. Our continous making out took a pause. But, it never stopped. She always got a chance to open the main door for me to enter and we made out. Then, I return to my room after making out with her. I wish I could have intercourse with her, I didn't do it: I don't know why !!

Things continued the same, until.......

My First Ever Crush ...

It was year 1995, when I was in seventh standard. It was time when guys were still to discover anything else except playing Cricket, wearing good clothes, experimenting with hair styles, thinking about girl, sex, career, and girls were not shortening their skirts to flaunt their legs, yet to discover hair remover to remove hair on their legs, talking about love and the most handsome guy in the class. We were not enjoying the romantic movies that time. Only action movies excited use. The happy and en-joyful pre-puberty days.

And that's the time I had my first ever crush. It was Ganesh/Saraswati pooja( I exactly don't remember)in school. I reached school a little earlier than others to attend the pooja. None had reached yet and I was all alone standing in the middle of the road, when I saw her. A girl in a red frock was running towards me in slow motion. I was standing in the middle of the road on the front barendah of the school watching her running towards me.

She was like the first breeze of autumn, she was mid-summer night's dream. Her eyes were so perfect, her pink lips were the cutest and most beautiful lips to create the most enjoying sight to view. She was so hard to describe. The sun light reflected off her perfectly sculpted face, seemed the only light illuminating the place.

Within next few minutes, she crossed me. I could smell her fragrance. It was like a magnetic force that slowly turned me 180 degree to keep looking at her till she was out of my sight. I remained still, couldn't move an inch. The world, air, people everything around me frozen for a while. I couldn't believe I just saw a girl of my dream.

My plan was to stay for one or two hours at school to attend puspanjali, have prasad and return to home. But, I spent around 5 to 6 hours in search of her, looking at her in the crowd. I wanted to know who is she, which class she is in, what's her name, where does she saty, does she have a bf etc. etc..

That night and next few days I couldn't think of anything else except her. I couldn't sleep at night. I couldn't ask about her to anyone in the school because I was very shy and I had a very limited friends(who were only backbenchers). None ever talked about girls that time. If you start talking about a girl, everybody will start teasing you. And to be that in front of girls, that will be very embarrassing. I never had a friend who was a girl whom I could ask about her. I was very shy and conservative type of guy though I had been noticed by some of my batch-mates because of my scholarship won in 3rd and 5th class and also for my Cricket skills.

I hesitated to ask about her to anyone.One day, finally I gathered some courage to ask one of my friends about her. He told that her name is Priya, she stays in Madhuban(Paradip), she is in 7th standard(our batch-mate), but belong to a different section. I was wondering how I didn't see her even once before. I was glad to know something about her. I wanted to know more but one information about her shattered my dream. It was "the topper of our batch(Biswaranjan) likes her and he is after her". That was it. I could not believe it, but I realized that there is no chance of mine with her in compare to Biswaranjan. I was like no one in the school. Hardly 2o guys knew me and none even knew I was among the first 30 rank students. I was hardly visible to anyone and the topper whom everyone knows was after her. I was nothing in compare to the most intelligent and good looking guy- the topper of our batch. I lost my battle to the topper without even fighting.

I stopped thinking about her, inquiring about her or talking about her. I was such a coward. I kept myself alone for the rest of the day and felt disgusted with myself.

I tried to erase that memory of the incident ever since. But it only depended the inferiority complex and exacerbated my fear of talking to girls. The incident kept me reminding me that I was nobody and worthless.

Things changed thereafter, pretty drastically. 

Conversation Between a Boy and a Girl

The Conversation in the brackets {} contain the words which the guy is speaking to himself!!!

She gives a missed call to him and He calls her back

She: Hello!

He: {are yaar...Raat ke 11 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru ho jati hai... aaj kya bore karegi}
Hi ...kya baat hai..?

She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...

He: {Aise hee ?? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...}
oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??

She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?

He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na}
Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab....'Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon' sun raha hu FM par....
She: nice song (And then she hums a line from the song 'Hum Tum')

He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}
Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..

She: *giggles*

He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}
Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge

He: {Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ..}
Come on! Please!

She: Hattt ...I don't sing that well

He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai}
It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear

She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan

He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}
Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu... gaao na

He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola}
Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?

She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?

He: Acchha! Ok Nahi karta

She: I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaati

He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke}
hmmmm

She: Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??

He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi}
Great!!!!

She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?

He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai}
Hmmmm 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?

She: Nice song... But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai

He: {Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol...}
Dhoom Machale?

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}
Cool

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She: Nahi jaan I am feeling very shy!

He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi}
Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon

She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho

He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya}
No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable

She: Hmmm

He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi}
Please gaao na darling...

She: Main kal gaaun?

He: {Haaaaaannnn. ..jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai}
Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi

She: Hmmm

He: Good night

She: Good night

She: Sweet Dreams Take care...

He: Sweets dreams to u too...{kaahe ke sweet dreams... sone degi tab na ayenge dreams abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}

After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)
She: Hey so gaye the kya?

He: {Nahiii... tare gin raha tha}
Nahi jaan

She: kya kar rahe ho?

He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...}
Match dekh raha tha
She: Theek hai tum match dekho

He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi}
Hey it's ok... purana match hai

She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)

He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing}
Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....

So, me waiting {maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya... dhatttt tereki }

She sings 1 stanza from the song

'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'

He: Wow. Too good!

She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai

He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... }
Nahi darling you really sing well

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho

He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun}
Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota

She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao

He: {Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahanaayegi ab ...}
Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too

She: Hey....

He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi}kya hai sweety?

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki}
sachchi... Of course.

She: sirf jhoot

He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol}
Not at all. You sing very well

She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: Good Night!!

Zindagi Na Millegi Dobara !!!

What I liked about it.

1. Life is how you live today, it’s not a perfect future plan and it certainly not about a bad past experience.
2. If you have your friends around you, you can sail through any situation.
3. Leave your work at office when you are on holiday. ( or you might end up with a Chinese pink phone )
4. Say sorry when you mean it.
5. Marry when you want to and with whom you want to. If you are not ready, you are not ready.
6. All the men don’t indulge in mindless sex on their bachelor parties.

Stigma of Singleness....

When I was in my 20′s, my friends and I didn’t want to be labeled as “singles” we preferred “young handsome with gfs”. We didn’t want our singleness to be an identifier. There seems to be a stigma associated with the word “single”, that you’re desperate, and potentially willing to compromise too much, and are too focused on how to not be “single”. Although there are certainly people out there that fall into that category of single, it’s not true of all singles.
Some singles are in a healthy place emotionally with their desires and their single state. I certainly put myself in this category. Let me just say it for the record though, it’s okay to want to be married. Although I think most people would agree with that statement, somehow there seems to be this underlying current (perhaps somewhere in the world) that it’s not OK. We’re often told to be content in our singleness, that we need to focus on career and future, and that somehow magically when we aren’t looking, then it will happen. I remember hearing this quote in college, and to some extent buying into the lie that there is a formula to it. “God is like the sun, men are like trees. If you stare at the sun, you’ll run into a tree.”
In the past several years as I’ve seen my friend’s love stories unfold, I’ve observed that there is absolutely no formula to it. So read all of the dating books that you want, but just so you know if you follow all of the steps, stand on your head, put your finger in your ear, and “date happiness” for a year, it’s not going to move you any closer or further away from marriage.
Now keep in mind I’m speaking of the emotionally healthy single, and along with that does come some contentment in where you are at in life. For example, I love my life, I mean really enjoy my life. I have some stellar friends, a great family and ministry, an OK job, etc. etc. I’m happy, even content, but that doesn’t mean that I’m complacent about my single state or sad.
I do have to find that balance though as does everyone between how much effort I make, and how much I rely on God to provide. I think it’s appropriate to focus on bettering myself as a person, and being the right person, but I also think it’s appropriate to put myself in the right place and be open to meeting single girls.

So for once in my life, I’m okay with being labeled single, as long as you aren’t attaching that stigma to it.

I like to have all of the answers…

I do. I like predictability, and things I can count on. I like to have a plan, and know what’s going to happen, how it’s going to affect me, and what I’m gonna do about it.
I don’t do as well with uncertainty… This doesn’t mean that I’m not a flexible person, or that I don’t enjoy spontaneity or a surprise. I really do. In fact I think I handle a sudden change of course better than I handle a general lack of a specific plan.
I think this might have something to do with my lack of blogging lately, and why I never blog about my personal dating/relationships. I don’t want to put something out there, that could change at the drop of a hat. I convince myself that I’m not talking about it on here for other reasons, and although there is some validity to the other reasons, it’s really because I don’t know how it’s going to turn out, but I feel like I should.
So I miss out on the joy of sharing the fun things about where I’m at in life/relationships on this blog. I share with the people in my life that I interact with on a regular basis (if I didn’t do that, then that would be a red flag), but not here.
So I’m going to make an effort to share a little more, even though I don’t know how things are going to all turn out in the end. So…

Being SINGLE !!!

I tend to be one of those people who are more comfortable giving in relationships. So when I have no choice but to be on the receiving end, it makes me squirm. I know love doesn’t keep a record of wrongs (or last-minute jump starts), but all the same, I balk at feeling as if I owe someone.

Besides, if I’m really honest with myself, it’s not just the sense of physical dependence on others that bothers me. It’s also the fear of being emotionally high maintenance.

As I wrestle with my fear of being a burden, though, it occurs to me that maybe the very thing that makes me feel high maintenance—my single-man status—might be what enables me to be there for my community in ways I wouldn’t be able to otherwise. I may not be able to change my friends’ tires for them, but I can meet them and have fun. I can get involved somewhere in the evening without fear of interfering with any others business.

If we could do everything on our own and fly solo as fully functioning individuals, we’d never become the body of Super Hero we were intended to be. And there’s the upside to our high-maintenance tendencies: They serve as God’s reminders of our need for community and, ultimately, our need for him. And that’s true whether we’re male or female, young or old, married or single, car mechanic or otherwise.

It's Good to be Single !!!

Reason 1: I don’t have to ask permission or be accountable to anyone but myself  for how I spend my money. I can buy what I want, when I want. For example, no one cares when I go to a mall, and end up spending Rs. 500 more than I should spend on clothes.

Reason 2: I can drink beer with my friends and return home late, without having to also fix a meal for someone else or ordering dinner for someone.

 Reason 3: I get to spend quite a bit of time hanging out with my FRIENDS, something I probably wouldn’t do as much if I weren’t single. In spending time with them, I’m also enjoying my life, by letting them have a night out with BEER. Something I know they appreciate a lot. I enjoy being able to make the people happy I love.

Reason 4: I can keep my room and kitchen clean and I don’t have to clean the mess created by someone else.

Reason 5:  I don’t have to share a bathroom with a girl.

The Break up survival Guide !!!

I wish I did not have enough experience to be writing this post, but alas – I do.

There are some things I’ve learned along the way in my dating journey, so I thought I’d share what I know about how to survive a break up, at least for me.

I think some of the biggest things that make breaking up easier are things that you have to start doing long before a break up ever happens(if you feel like it is going to happen).

Here are my practical in the moment things:

1. Talk to to yourself. Just be gentle and pure with yourself, Talk to yourself about what you did wrong and what should not have happened. Imagine where you have been if you were not in this relationship. Think about what is the best way to forget the time spent with her and start a new life. Find out the best things in you and interest which you were missing and could not give attention because of the girl.
2. Talk to your friends. Hopefully you’ve got some great friends that you can be real with – talk to them, tell them how you feel about things.  Don’t try to go it alone always.  I have some awesome friends, and they are there for me.  It means the world to me to be reminded that even though one relationship is over, I have a lot of other people, who love me, and who want things to happen in my favor.  One of the most helpful moments was when my friend Bunu got married and got a chance to meet my old friends again. I felt so alive and happy that made me strong to overcome this break up.
3. Feel what you feel. I’m not one for “medicating” my sorrows with ice cream, chocolate, movies, going shopping or other luxuries… I let myself feel what I feel, and usually I think it’d be a waste to eat something great, or do something nice, when I won’t enjoy it as much as I would at another time.  Maybe that’s weird, but I think letting myself feel bleh if I feel bleh is good, I tend to not feel bleh for as long if I just let it out.  And I think I’ve just learned over time, that those things don’t help anyway, and honestly sometimes make things worse, cause you get down on yourself for eating so poorly or spending so much.
4. Find something you can look forward to, and enjoy for what it is.  I planned to come out of Bhubaneswar and move somewhere else where my friends are and planned a trip to GOA with my friends. I love the beach.  It’s something that no matter what was going on in my life, I know I was gonna have a great time.
5. Make a list of take-aways. The things that you have or can learn from your time in the relationship.  I think it’s helpful to give the experience purpose in and of itself.  They don’t have to be major things, but I find it helps me to not continually ask “why?”
6. Say what you need to say, but make sure it’s something that you need to do for you, and is not an attempt to manipulate or control the situation, and then do it in a respectful way.  This can be a little tricky to do right, and I’m sure I’ve failed in the past.  For me, I tend to be a very emotional person in the moment… lots of tears, and lots that goes through my head.  I’ve learned it best to not always say things in the moment (I don’t always do the best at that), but to give myself some distance and time to let rational thought come to the surface.  After I’ve processed, sometimes there’s something that I really feel strongly that I still need to communicate.  I think about why I need to, what I have to gain for myself in doing so – regardless of the response I’ll get.  For me this time, I needed to say a few things out of fear of holding on to them, and not letting go of the relationship for having never said them.  So I communicated them, and then I…
7. Let it go.  It’s really not helpful to hold on to hope for things to work out.  It doesn’t serve you well.  It only ends up being a reminder of what you don’t have.  And if you think about it, holding out hope doesn’t even make it more likely that it would work out, so you aren’t loosing anything, you are only gaining.  Obviously, it’s not an instantaneous thing, it’s a conscious choice that you have to make over and over again to not spend time thinking about it, or hoping for it, but it’s so much better not to.
8. Do what you were not doing while being with her: Do what your heart says you to do. Do not think about if she will like it or not which was the main constraint when you were in relationship. 
9. Spend time with family: Spend some quality time with your family. Realize how important you are to your family and how important they are to you. Realize what they have done for you and how much they love you.
10. At last, watch "Pyar ka Panchnama".

U know, why am I against LOVE???

1. i don’t want to let someone get close enough to see my flaws. its better not to let people get close to you. Cuz when you do, they see you when you’re weak and pick you apart.
2. i don’t want to get jealous or feel threatened.
3. I don’t want anyone to get bored with me or take me for granted.
4. i don’t want to have to compromise or do anything I don’t want to do, go somewhere I don’t wanna go, hang out with people I don’t wanna hang out with… and then be made to feel or look like an asshole because of it.
5. i don’t wanna worry or care or be in a position where it matters what someones friends and/or family think of me.
6. i never want to feel alone when i’m next to someone i’m supposed to love, who’s supposed to love me.
7. i don’t want to eat whenever the person i’m dating is eating.
8. i don’t want to forget about my responsibilities and who i am because i’m so overcome with YOU!
9. i don’t want to stay up till 5am every night and not get any sleep and be too sick and tired to get my work done because i’ve made you the priority. and even if i don’t think i’m making you the priority, my time spent with you has a detrimental affect on me.
10. i don’t want to be forced to look at all my flaws and all the emotional shit that comes up in me (reflected in the person i love) that i can only see when i love someone. i don’t want to feel all the rage and unresolved abandonment issues i have yet to deal with that i can only feel when i’m in love with someone.
11. i don’t want to feel a need to change myself for the girl i’m dating.
12. i don’t want everyone who sees us together to think they have me all figured out: ‘oh, that’s Suchitr. she’s so and so’s girlfriend.’ i’m my own person! i want to be unattainable and a mystery and cool and not some guy who’s put in a box and figured out and all taken for granted.
13. i don’t want to miss out on someone who may be better for me.
14. i don’t want to feel like i’m settling and being a fool to jump into something with someone just cuz they like me. even if i do like them too.
15. i don’t want to miss out on experiences with other people: sexual, non sexual, and just intimate exchanges in general.
16. i suffer from the ‘there’s always someone better’ syndrome. or do i? i don’t know what’s more important; finding someone who’s pretty and well behaved and intelligent who treats me well or just being with someone who is low-key and a good person and kind, who loves me. can’t you have it all?
17. a part of me is so anti relationship because i feel like relationships are for people who are weak. Relationships and marriage are for the people who don’t have the better option to live life and who needs support of love and sex. I may not be right !!!
18. i don’t want to see you be weak. it’s unattractive to me. i can be weak on my own time.
19. i vacillate between i. not trusting someone who would want to be with me and thinking that there must be something wrong with her (self-esteem and worth wise) cuz i’m not enough or something. and ii. thinking i’m hot and handosme and that the girl i’m dating must not be good enough for me. i can do this with the same person, week to week. it’s exhausting… for me. and him too probably. not like i would say any of this to her face. but given my weird behavior, she would probably totes pick up on it and  be annoyed/confused/and spent from it all.
20. i don’t want to be bossy.
21. I’m terrified you’re gonna get mad at me.
22. I’m terrified that you’ll have so much of an affect on me and my mood that you’ll have power over me, because I’ll actively give it to you!
23. i don’t want to try to control your life and take it on like it’s my responsibility. Even if you’re not asking, I have a tendency to take this on, and I don’t like that about me, but it only comes up when I’m with you (in a relationship).
24. i’m terrified you’ll reduce me to some ‘ol ball and chain’ stereotype.
25. i’m terrified that I’ll start looking at myself through your eyes and see what my mother saw in men. It wasn’t good.
26. i don’t want to make you my mother.
27. i don’t want to be mad at you because you’re out with your friends and happy.
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I’m so terrified of being in a relationship. i create all these battles for myself in my head. i do desperately want to belong to someone and be loved and cherished and treasured, but another huge part of me is fine being alone and wants to remain unattainable and a mystery forever. what do i do? what’s important? i’m at odds with myself. am i only making up all these rules, and boundaries and expectations because i’m trying to keep people at arm’s length? is it my ego just working overtime trying to create separation? the logical part of me says yes. the adult part of me knows that all that matters and what’s really important is to be with someone i like and who i enjoy spending time with, who makes me laugh, who likes me and who treats me well . but the damaged guy inside me is scared of being vulnerable and being abandoned and tricked, seduced and betrayed…..
i’ve met many girls and dated them too. I’ve seen good things and bad in all of them. I just want to laugh and feel safe and be with someone who’s understanding. i want to feel content and calm and motivated and supported and understood… all at the same time.
help. i’m fine. i love you. No, I don't love you. Look at me. don’t look at me. Grrrrr........confused....

45 THINGS A GIRL WANT, BUT WON'T ASK FOR:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.

24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.

You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love .. 

Follow all these steps, but before that get a girlfriend first... 

Love chapter

Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man : I can’t tell the reason. But I really like you…
Lady : You can’t even tell me the reason… how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don’t know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend’s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm… because you are beautiful. because your voice is sweet. because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s answer. ********
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went into the coma stage.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content: Darling, Because of your sweet voice that I love you…
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you. Because of your care and concern that I like you…Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you. Because of your smile, because of your every movement that I love you…
Now can you smile? Now can you move? No, therefore, I cannot love you. If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore. Does love need a reason? NO! Therefore, I still love you…
And love doesn’t need a reason With love always,
Forever yours.
*******
Relationships are hard to handle……might even seem impossible at times. There will be many fights and many quarrels, many disagreements and many tears….. The easiest thing would be to give up. But if we spent half the energy we use in fighting with each other, and spend that energy in fighting to keep the relationship strong, then that is love…… Remember, in a relationship, giving up is not the solution Disagreements, fights and quarrels will always be there. But you must always fight harder to stay together. Some fights are truly worth fighting.. !! Share This With All Those Who Matters To You.. !! I Just did

 

"11 Hints for Life"

1. It hurts to love someone N not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone N nvr find the courage to let that prson knw how u feel.

2. A sad thing in life is whn u meet someone who means a lot to u, only to find out in the end that it was nvr meant to be N u jst hve to let go.

3. The best kind of frnd is the kind u can sit on a porch swing with, nvr say a word, N thn walk away feeling like it was the best convrsation u've evr had.

4. it's true that we don't knw what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't knw what we've been missing until it arrives.

5. it takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, N a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. don't go for wealth, evn that fades away. Go for someone who makes u smile bcoz it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

7. Dream what u wnt to dream, go where u wnt to go, be what u wnt to be. Bcoz u hve only one life N one chance to do all the things u wnt to do.

8. Always put urself in the other's shoes. If u feel that it hurts u, it probably hurts the prson too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may heal N bless.

10. The happiest of ppl don't necessarily hve the best of evrything they just make the most of evrything that comes along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. whn u were born, u were crying N everyone around u was smiling. Live ur life so that whn u die, u're the one smiling N everyone around u is crying...! :( — with Kevin Enienghan and 3 others.

Lost Love

Its About My Lost Love :'(

She Used To Tell me "If you leave me i will Die" And i used to tell her "I give you words i will never leave you, if someone will leave she will be you and if you don't leave our relation will survive for life".... ♥♥

After 3 Years of relationship she left me for someone else but i still love her and she is with me in my memories. I have still not left her because i ...remember her words "If you leave me i will Die".. what if she broke my heart.. how can i let her Die ..♥♥

"Love is not about loving someone till you are together.. Its about loving Him or her Forever ...♥"

Burned biscuits - A famous writer.

When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then.

I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.

On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits. Don't be sorry :)"

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"

Life is full of imperfect things... and imperfect people.

I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. But what I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each others faults - and choosing to celebrate each others differences - is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker!

We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.
It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep it in your own."

So, please pass me a biscuit. And, yes, the burnt one will do just fine!

Thumbs up for this moral....(Y)

She kissed me and I don't know why !!!

‎10th grade 

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade 
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. 

Senior year 
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. 

Graduation Day 
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later 
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.

Super Dialogue from "Pyar Ka Panchnama"

"Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai

Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koi

problem na ho

Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki

sabse badi problem hai

And bull shit she is worried yaar, Usse to celebrate karna chahiye tha

She is in this exactly what she wants

Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai muh me kuch stuff kardoon

Trust me yaar 6 mahino me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine

Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship? Kahin ki khushiya?

Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own happiness

Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaan uska birthday, uske kutte ka birthday, Uska new year to kabhi tumhara

bhi new year tha

In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta

A happy woman is a myth

Tu batman wali ki dekh le, Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana tab tak bolti rahi "tum toh kuch karte nahi ho, nakara ho, napunshak ho

main tum jaise insaan ke saath

kaise reh sakti hu jisdin bechara batman ban gaya

Us din boli "Tum toh batman ban gaye", Mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha

Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu

Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai, Bloody bollywood romantic masaala

Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film khatam, Iske baad ka story koi nahi batata

Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon

Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya To problem

Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti, inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion laye

Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaoon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge ki table lena hai table lena hai

5 ghante mall me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge

table lena hai table lena hai...

Office me kaam kar raha hoon, Phone aa jayega, Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon Baat nahi kar sakta

Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna? Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega

Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan

Thik se to kar paoonga nahi, Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata to naatak

Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai.

Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala..!! Trust me I say patta hai saala patta...

ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho lo ji 1 paisa per second aur phone karo aur phone karo..!! Aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko

fir iska jawab unhe bhi do

Tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko, You have lost interest in me

Tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya..??

Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya???

Jaa ke bharti mittal se puch na, Tujhe main bata raha hoon..!! Uss ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...seriously Main shart laga sakta hoon...

Tujhe kya lagta hai Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo India nahi jaa raha tha.!! Galti se pahoonch gaya?

Usko to pata tha Wo bechara to kahin door jana chahta tha

Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon, Nah to das sawaal poochti

Kahaan jaa rahe ho, Kyon jaa rahe ho,Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho? Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho

Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya

Office me kaam kar raha hoon, Sms aajayega, I love you..!! Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon I love you too

Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo abey kaam kya karti hai office mein..?? Do sms ka reply mat karna

Turant Phone aa jayega, Phone mat uthaa. To dus min me message aa chuka hoga

I don't think its working anymore Dus min me Babu I love you to, I don't think its working anymore

And this is when they are not even down

Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain

Aur yeh..!! Gay bande itne successful kyon hote hai??? Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there is a woman True..!! But koi ye nahi bataata ki behind every unsuccessful man,

also there is a woman

Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath

Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya me

Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon, Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga, To khaana nahi khayegi Phir bhooki so jayegi

Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo..!! Kya karoon naukri chod doon?

Saale ghar jaao Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao, Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar jaati hai

Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaap to gaya

Gadi gadi

kya soch rahe ho???

kya soch rahe ho???

kya soch rahe ho???

Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa

yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh kaise band karun :P :D 

Get a Girlfriend in my Way !!!!

Be Mature. A relationship requires a level of maturity to deal with another person and requires you to be responsible for your own actions. If you cannot deal with problems with another person, you might as well not be in a relationship. If you are unable to be responsible and/or mature, you may need to turn over a new leaf and start new good habits. This also includes being humble and attentively ask for advice about your personality. Everyone will have their own opinion, so ask a lot of people.

Be hygienic. Buy some deodorant, cologne, aftershave, and something to have you smelling good. The last thing a woman wants to smell on a guy is the same smell that she noticed in her garbage this morning. Get a haircut and make sure you get one regularly. Make sure you also brush and floss regularly too. In the long-run being more hygienically aware will make you more approachable.

Have a decent wardrobe. Buy some decent clothes. No woman that I have ever known has fallen for a guy who looks like he just walked out of a stupid outfit contest and won. If you have no experience with fashion, don't worry! Visit your local newsstand or drug store and get a fashion magazine. Or look at what most other people are wearing. Don't mistake me for telling you to be like everyone else, you can be original, but don't go beyond original and into crazy. You also don't need to spend a lot of money, just look for some decent things; ask someone to go with you to pick out your clothes.

Meet Women. Now that you're looking good, smelling good, and feeling good, here's the fun part. Start networking and Become Sociable. Don't be shy, join a club, go to parties or a place where you can meet people and practice socializing with women. Take a dance lesson or join a sports club. You want to meet lots of women, not just to find a girlfriend, but also to find the right one for you. Be sure to Speak Up, start a conversation, read their reactions, get to know them, and always try to have a good time. Please make sure that you are not being very cheap or desperate. Girls always want men to approach first for a conversation. So, be decent and ask with humbleness. You can use some very humorous lines to impress her. Most importantly, smile!

Make a move. Once you get to know them, and they seem comfortable around you, find out if they are single. If they are, ask her out for coffee or to a movie. Be sure to know how to Treat a Woman. If you are denied, chin up! There will be more chances so keep at it! Be yourself too! No girl wants to have a guy that's trying to act as someone that your not!

Try to show your feeling to her, like when you meet her you need to smile to her and always be near her when she's alone or has problem . Make her laugh or happy like telling a joke, and especially to be a hero for her. Take care of everything she does and admire her for everything she does even if you do not like something about her.

Try these things, you will definitely not remain single any more.